Asparagus with Bacon, Shallots and Pine Nuts

I wanted to name this post “Asparagus Crack,” or “Asparagus for Asparagus Haters.” The Food52 Cookbook calls their version “Absurdly Addictive Asparagus,” which is certainly accurate. And because I have asparagus haters in my house, I had to try it, to see how they would respond. And oh. My. Word. E said something like, “Well, if…