How We’re Doing Halloween From Now On, for the Sake of Children in Bondage

Friends, I cried in Target last week. In the Halloween candy aisle. It was the kind of crying that comes dangerously close to gulping sobs, the kind you stifle with your hand as you suppress the urge to throw up. I couldn’t help it – looking at all those mountains of mini Snickers, M&Ms, and Reese’s…